Stuck in the House - SNL Lyrics

#Lyrics

I'm stuck in the quar, got nothin' to do
I miss my friends, they miss me too
Sick of watchin' shows and talkin' on Zoom
Hiding from my mom, wackin' in the bathroom

Sick of the same old questions (questions)
How's it goin'? How you livin'?
What you bingin'? What's for dinner?
Tired of the same repetition (repetition)
Grow a 'stache, shave your head, work out, that's for bitches

Tired of all the tomfoolery
Tired of my boy who still wears all his jewelry
Tired of sittin' in the dark oklyrics.com
Got nothin' to watch, already did Ozark
Hand sani is now my best friend (best friend)
Usin' it so much it's chappin' my hands
I can't wait for all this to end (oh, man)
So we can go back to doin' normal s---

Stuck with my fam, I can't get out (yeah)
For like two months been on my couch
Runnin' out of things to talk about (yeah)
It's quarantine in my house

I'm goin' crazy and crazy and crazy x2

I'm done with selfies, so don't even ask
I'm stayin' in the house in an underwear mask
Only pet my dog with a baseball mitt
Baking my own bread and it tastes like s---

I broke my leg two weeks ago
But I'm too scared to go to the hospital
Never go outside 'cause I might see my neighbor
Using both sides of my toilet paper

Wife tried to kiss me, I straight-up denied her
Miss the NBA, and I miss Rob Schneider

You can do it!
No!
Sandman, come on!
Tell the Grubhub guy, leave food on the street
I'm so f----- bored, I'm doing songs with Pete

Stuck with my fam, I can't get out
Just kiddin' about da wife

For like two months been on my couch
Runnin' out of things to talk about (yeah)
It's quarantine in my house

I'm goin' crazy and crazy and crazy x2